Such a horrible day in New York. I just got off tour and it's raining like crazy. I haven't been able to get out of my hotel room because of screaming fans. My hotel room is on the last floor and it's more than 2,500 feet above the ground. Despite all of the yelling it's freezing inside my room, until I get a hologram message from Signor Volpe. Luckily the screen heated up when it was on, so it was starting to become nice and toasty in my room. It appears that signor Volpe has assigned me a country inside of the African continent. Guess what my country is. Botswana. He even gave me a ticket to go into a safari. I put on a good disguise and jumped out the window. I ran from on top of roofs for about 5 hours before I got to my real home. I ran straight to the portal and arrived in Botswana.
WOW!! It's so sunny and bright here. It's some much better than New York. The only sound you can here is the sound of birds and lions. I have to be careful though, because I don't want to get bit by a venomous snake or spider.
"Welcome sir to our beautiful safari. " yelled out a man.
"Thank you my kind sir." I yelled back. I'm actually kind of scared about all this. If I die, no one would be able to take all of my riches. I am especially scared of hippos. One of my friends got eaten by a hippo in a zoo. I think of hippos as sharks. I think of sharks as fish. My mind is different from others so I could do smart things and stupid things. I just really don't want to go to a safari right now.
There is no way I'm going to a safari with hippos. Wait a minute. I have an idea. I will go on a safari. I just need to get some things first. I grabbed some barbed wire and pieces of a turned on electric fence. I started to walk after I finished wrapping myself up.
"OOWWW!!!!" I yelled out. I got shocked really bad. It felt like it was about 2000 watts flowing through my body. It was much worse than getting shocked by lightning when I was 2. It inflicted so much pain on me.
That's it I can't take this any more. I have to man up. I ran straight to the jeep and the safari trip has started. The driver took me to the Okavango River Delta. There river flows into Botswana from Namibia. There was so much water. Plants and parts of the land were inside the river. I pulled out a plant and it was so sodden. I saw a hippo. We drove by further into the Kalahari Desert. There was so little water there and a family of lions. Botswana is located in the southern hemisphere. The hottest month of the year is January, and since it's January, I feel like I'm frying. The safari is over. It took about 12 hours.
Now that I was able to see a hippo and not be afraid, I wasn't scared of anything. I learned one thing from my experience. Animals are only scary when you harm them. I'm in a rented apartment in the city of Gaborone. Gaborone is the capitol city of Botswana. Luckily, I packed an air conditioner, I feel fresh. I kind of feel bad about it because some people have to live in cities with extreme temperatures. Any way, I'm about to go to sleep so I can get a new mission when I wake up.
Thursday, January 19, 2012
Wednesday, December 14, 2011
M5: Jew Love Me
I woke up really early this morning for two reasons. I had to pee, and I had a new mission. The CEO of the T.T.I. wants me to go to the Holy Land. I didn't know why, but I had a bad feeling about this mission. After my bathroom break, I gathered all of my thing and headed towards my portal. I was walking and then I thought of something. What if I get sick again. I decided to not bring some medicine and risk my life. It doesn't sound that dangerous. I was only going to a Holy Land. So I said what the hey. I ran to my portal and left for the Holy Land.
I met up with some Jewish friends from last year and had dinner with them in their home at the Holy Land. We were eating chicken soup and it was cold outside. The soup was nice and warm and we started talking about what we've been doing. I was just about to tell them about my powers until the crusaders broke into their home. One of my friends had a family back at his house, which was right next door to where we were at. The crusaders held them and put them face down on the table. They started inflicting them with pain from punches and kicks. My friends looked at me as if they were telling me to help them. I couldn't because three of the crusaders were holding me. My friend turned to the window and saw his family get killed. They knocked out both of my friends and soon began taking everything they had. They took them out of the city and began burning down the town.
The crusaders took me with them and used me as a slave. I stayed there for a week until they went to terrorize a different city. I sneaked onto a horse and followed them. While they were terrorizing the city, I was looking for my friends. There was no sign of them, so I went back. to were they had me, because if I didn't, they would look for me and burn down every city in Europe.
The crusaders went city to city and I always followed them in hopes to see my friends. The wait was started to dishearten me because i kept thinking that they were dead. I was searching until I found a cave. I went in and found both of my friends. I saw them and got them outside. I took them to the city where the crusaders live and helped them get their stuff back. Since they had no home, I too them back to the present day world.
I gave them a mansion and helped them with everything once we got home. They were surprised with the changes and foods and candies. They kept chewing bubblegum because they loved blowing bubbles. This experience helped me figure out that even though it's past Christmas, it's better to give than to get.
I met up with some Jewish friends from last year and had dinner with them in their home at the Holy Land. We were eating chicken soup and it was cold outside. The soup was nice and warm and we started talking about what we've been doing. I was just about to tell them about my powers until the crusaders broke into their home. One of my friends had a family back at his house, which was right next door to where we were at. The crusaders held them and put them face down on the table. They started inflicting them with pain from punches and kicks. My friends looked at me as if they were telling me to help them. I couldn't because three of the crusaders were holding me. My friend turned to the window and saw his family get killed. They knocked out both of my friends and soon began taking everything they had. They took them out of the city and began burning down the town.
The crusaders took me with them and used me as a slave. I stayed there for a week until they went to terrorize a different city. I sneaked onto a horse and followed them. While they were terrorizing the city, I was looking for my friends. There was no sign of them, so I went back. to were they had me, because if I didn't, they would look for me and burn down every city in Europe.
The crusaders went city to city and I always followed them in hopes to see my friends. The wait was started to dishearten me because i kept thinking that they were dead. I was searching until I found a cave. I went in and found both of my friends. I saw them and got them outside. I took them to the city where the crusaders live and helped them get their stuff back. Since they had no home, I too them back to the present day world.
I gave them a mansion and helped them with everything once we got home. They were surprised with the changes and foods and candies. They kept chewing bubblegum because they loved blowing bubbles. This experience helped me figure out that even though it's past Christmas, it's better to give than to get.
Friday, December 2, 2011
M4:Arabs On A Caravan
Waking up in the morning is hard. I mean you have to open your eyes and get out of bed. By yourself! You get no help and then you get cold. I have enough work and I think I deserve to sleep in. Any way, when I woke up there was a message. It said "Go to medieval Arabia." I do as I'm told and run off into my portal.
I landed in a place where I saw some people. They asked me if I wanted to join the Bedouin caravan. I said yes and followed them. We were going to Makkah to get some food and water. They were in the middle of the desert so I didn't ask why. We didn't have any camels and we traveled by foot. It was very hot. Its summer so it gets really hot in the desert. I pulled out my canteen of water. We have been traveling for an hour so I was really thirsty. I opened it. Guess what happened. The water evaporated. My canteen was empty. You want to know a really bad thing. A sandstorm was looming towards us. I was thinking that this was going to culminate our trip.
This was the first sandstorm I have experienced so I was in shock.
"تشغيل!" Yelled the Bedouins. That means run in Arabic.
"تحت الرمال الاختباء !" That means, Hide under the sand! I yell out.
"WE CAN SPEAK ENGLISH!!" yelled out the Bedouins. We had to yell really loud because the sandstorm was getting louder.
"There's no escape. We can't get out of this storm. It's really strong." I yelped. I kept trying to think of a way to get out of this. My mind was blank.
I kept trying hard and nothing popped up in my head. Wait. I know what I should do. I am a ninja. I can do anything. But what can I do to help us.
"Everybody follow me!!" I yelled out to the Bedouins. They followed me and I dug a hole into the ground. I have made a tunnel.
"Where are you taking us?" asked the Bedouins.
"I will keep you here so that you will be safe. I will go and try to stop the sand storm. Once it's done, I will come and get you guys." I answered.
"You can't stop a sandstorm." said one of the Bedouins.
"Yes I can." I replied. I went out of the tunnel and approached the sandstorm.
I used my ninja speed and ran around the entire world in 25 seconds. When I got back, the sandstorm was gone. I guess my speed blew it way to another country. I went back to the tunnel and got the Bedouins out.
"Thank you very much sir. But I'm afraid you did all that for nothing. You see, we need water fast. Other wise we'd die of dehydration." said one of the Bedouins.
"Climb on my back." I said. They did as I told them to. I used my super speed again and ran all the way to Makkah in less than 3 seconds.
"Thank you my good sir." said one of the Bedouins.
"I have to go now." I said. I jumped up and entered inside my portal. At least I learned one thing from that caravan. Always bring extra water because now I'm really thirsty. When I got home i drank 5 gallons of water and went back to sleep. I waited for my next mission to be assigned to me.
I landed in a place where I saw some people. They asked me if I wanted to join the Bedouin caravan. I said yes and followed them. We were going to Makkah to get some food and water. They were in the middle of the desert so I didn't ask why. We didn't have any camels and we traveled by foot. It was very hot. Its summer so it gets really hot in the desert. I pulled out my canteen of water. We have been traveling for an hour so I was really thirsty. I opened it. Guess what happened. The water evaporated. My canteen was empty. You want to know a really bad thing. A sandstorm was looming towards us. I was thinking that this was going to culminate our trip.
This was the first sandstorm I have experienced so I was in shock.
"تشغيل!" Yelled the Bedouins. That means run in Arabic.
"تحت الرمال الاختباء !" That means, Hide under the sand! I yell out.
"WE CAN SPEAK ENGLISH!!" yelled out the Bedouins. We had to yell really loud because the sandstorm was getting louder.
"There's no escape. We can't get out of this storm. It's really strong." I yelped. I kept trying to think of a way to get out of this. My mind was blank.
I kept trying hard and nothing popped up in my head. Wait. I know what I should do. I am a ninja. I can do anything. But what can I do to help us.
"Everybody follow me!!" I yelled out to the Bedouins. They followed me and I dug a hole into the ground. I have made a tunnel.
"Where are you taking us?" asked the Bedouins.
"I will keep you here so that you will be safe. I will go and try to stop the sand storm. Once it's done, I will come and get you guys." I answered.
"You can't stop a sandstorm." said one of the Bedouins.
"Yes I can." I replied. I went out of the tunnel and approached the sandstorm.
I used my ninja speed and ran around the entire world in 25 seconds. When I got back, the sandstorm was gone. I guess my speed blew it way to another country. I went back to the tunnel and got the Bedouins out.
"Thank you very much sir. But I'm afraid you did all that for nothing. You see, we need water fast. Other wise we'd die of dehydration." said one of the Bedouins.
"Climb on my back." I said. They did as I told them to. I used my super speed again and ran all the way to Makkah in less than 3 seconds.
"Thank you my good sir." said one of the Bedouins.
"I have to go now." I said. I jumped up and entered inside my portal. At least I learned one thing from that caravan. Always bring extra water because now I'm really thirsty. When I got home i drank 5 gallons of water and went back to sleep. I waited for my next mission to be assigned to me.
Thursday, November 17, 2011
M3: Eggs Benedict
I woke super early in the morning. I was so exhausted. I was yawning because I had one hour of sleep. Signor Volpe woke me up. He wants me to go to my last mission in Medieval Europe. I put on my ninja suit and took off, but before I did, I remembered something. I remembered that I had the plague. I didn't want to risk getting sick again so I decided to eat breakfast at home. I had some Eggs Benedict. It was scrumptious. I got in my portal and left.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" You're probably wondering whose screaming right now. Well-that's me. I fell down 100 feet and landed on a wagon full of hay. It hurt so much. Any way, I went into a monastery and saw St. Benedict. He looked like he was a very unique person until I saw him yelling at monks. One of the monks saw me and asked me if I was a monk. I didn't want to blow my cover so I said that I was a monk. He pushed me in front of St. Benedict. St. Benedict saw me and ordered me to hold a candle while he ate. Every once in a while he looked at me and opened his mouth so I could see all of his chewed food.
That was enough for me to want to kill him. I was walking out of the monastery until I saw a room full of monks. They were talking about killing St. Benedict.
"Excuse me, but are you planning to kill Benedict." I asked politely since I was in a monastery.
"YES!" Yelled out all of the monks.
"Good because I have a plan." I declared. I started to give an oration about my plan. "First off, we need some poison. Second, we need him to drink the poison." I finished.
"Who would be dumb enough to drink poison?" yelped a monk.
"No one. That's why we will need to pour it into his drink." I added.
"Okay." said the monk.
"Good. Lets do this tomorrow." I said. I headed out of the room and went to sleep. The next morning we started our plan. It was late at night and as usual, Benedict made a monk hold a candle while he ate. Benedict asked for a glass of wine. The monk went into the kitchen and poured the poison into the cup along with the wine. I brought back to Benedict, but as soon as he was about to take a sip, the cup fell down and broke.
"It didn't work!" I yelled. We were inside the room having another meeting."Let's try it again tomorrow." I said.
"We can't. We don't have anymore poison." declared a monk.
"There has to be another way! I can't let you guys live like this anymore!" I yelled loudly. "Wait a minute. I just remembered something." I announced.
"What is it?" asked a monk.
"I'm a ninja. I could do so many things without having people know." I answered.
"What exactly is a ninja?" asked a different monk.
"A ninja is a special person. Some have powers like me. And Some can do things that nobody sees. Also me. Ninjas are like humans with powers. They can do anything. I will sneak up to Benedict and slice his head off." I replied.
"Sounds good to me." said a monk.
"Good." I finished the conversation.
I used my sneaky abilities and managed to stay on the ceiling of the monastery. I found Benedict writing a manuscript and crept up behind him. I pulled out my sword and sliced his head off. I then got out of the monastery and ran as fast as I could. I didn't look where I was going and hit my head on a brick wall. I kept hearing a droning sound in my head. I ignored the pain, jumped up, and entered my portal. I went into my real mansion and got into bed. After two days without a lot of rest, you get really exhausted. I slept until I got my next mission assigned to me.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" You're probably wondering whose screaming right now. Well-that's me. I fell down 100 feet and landed on a wagon full of hay. It hurt so much. Any way, I went into a monastery and saw St. Benedict. He looked like he was a very unique person until I saw him yelling at monks. One of the monks saw me and asked me if I was a monk. I didn't want to blow my cover so I said that I was a monk. He pushed me in front of St. Benedict. St. Benedict saw me and ordered me to hold a candle while he ate. Every once in a while he looked at me and opened his mouth so I could see all of his chewed food.
That was enough for me to want to kill him. I was walking out of the monastery until I saw a room full of monks. They were talking about killing St. Benedict.
"Excuse me, but are you planning to kill Benedict." I asked politely since I was in a monastery.
"YES!" Yelled out all of the monks.
"Good because I have a plan." I declared. I started to give an oration about my plan. "First off, we need some poison. Second, we need him to drink the poison." I finished.
"Who would be dumb enough to drink poison?" yelped a monk.
"No one. That's why we will need to pour it into his drink." I added.
"Okay." said the monk.
"Good. Lets do this tomorrow." I said. I headed out of the room and went to sleep. The next morning we started our plan. It was late at night and as usual, Benedict made a monk hold a candle while he ate. Benedict asked for a glass of wine. The monk went into the kitchen and poured the poison into the cup along with the wine. I brought back to Benedict, but as soon as he was about to take a sip, the cup fell down and broke.
"It didn't work!" I yelled. We were inside the room having another meeting."Let's try it again tomorrow." I said.
"We can't. We don't have anymore poison." declared a monk.
"There has to be another way! I can't let you guys live like this anymore!" I yelled loudly. "Wait a minute. I just remembered something." I announced.
"What is it?" asked a monk.
"I'm a ninja. I could do so many things without having people know." I answered.
"What exactly is a ninja?" asked a different monk.
"A ninja is a special person. Some have powers like me. And Some can do things that nobody sees. Also me. Ninjas are like humans with powers. They can do anything. I will sneak up to Benedict and slice his head off." I replied.
"Sounds good to me." said a monk.
"Good." I finished the conversation.
I used my sneaky abilities and managed to stay on the ceiling of the monastery. I found Benedict writing a manuscript and crept up behind him. I pulled out my sword and sliced his head off. I then got out of the monastery and ran as fast as I could. I didn't look where I was going and hit my head on a brick wall. I kept hearing a droning sound in my head. I ignored the pain, jumped up, and entered my portal. I went into my real mansion and got into bed. After two days without a lot of rest, you get really exhausted. I slept until I got my next mission assigned to me.
Thursday, November 3, 2011
M2: BUBONIC PAIN
I woke up one morning in my super deluxe ultra master bedroom and noticed something strange. There was a note from Signor Volpe. It said that he wanted me to go back to Europe and investigate the hazard of Bubonic Plague. I took off my Sesame Street pajamas and put on my ninja suit. I packed some medicine in my bag just in case I catched the Bubonic Plague while I was investigating. I then headed towards my invisible time traveling portal and took off.
THUMP!! I landed really hard on the top of the kings castle. I could see people lying on the ground. Dead. Each body was thrown into a pile of other dead bodies. More and more people were added to the pile every ten to thirty minutes. I jumped off the roof of the castle and used my lightning fast speed to borrow a piece of cheese from a salesman. I ate the whole piece in one bite. It was really good, but it had a funny taste. Uh oh. I just remembered that sick rats were near the cheese. " BLAK!!!!" I have just regurgitated all over the street. I started to get a godawful headache. I bet on my knees and started to fall down.
I ascended from a bed in a monastery and met a monk. The monk was dressed in tights and had
"What happened?" I asked immediately.
"You have lost consciousness for over three days." replied the monk.
"Is something wrong with me?" I asked curiously.
"It seems that you have the bubonic plague." reported the monk.
"Where's my bag?" I asked. "I have some medicine from the future to cure me in case this would happen!" I hollered.
"Someone took your bag. The knights caught him and threw him down a well." the monk told me.
"Where's my bag?" I questioned him.
There was a moment of silence. I could tell the monk had bad memory because he kept staring blankly at the ceiling of the monastery. His head was turning red. He was really trying to remember. I waited for a minute until he started to talk.
"We found the bag next to the well and found your medicine inside of the bag. You had about 50 containers and they each had about 1,000 transparent capsules. We gave some to people that had a sickness with no cure. You only have one capsule now." responded the monk."Will that help?" asked the monk.
"I hope so." I replied. The monk gave me the capsule and I swallowed it with some water. "All better!" I yelled out.
I ran out the monastery and went to get some food. I felt great. I was okay with the monks giving my medicine to sick people. I know I can't change the future, but I also knew that the plague was going to come back. I looked for my portal and headed back to the present day. I ate some really good food from a professional cater in one of the hotels I own. I was too lazy to go into my real mansion, so I just went inside a room at the very top. I went to sleep and waited for my next mission to be assigned.
THUMP!! I landed really hard on the top of the kings castle. I could see people lying on the ground. Dead. Each body was thrown into a pile of other dead bodies. More and more people were added to the pile every ten to thirty minutes. I jumped off the roof of the castle and used my lightning fast speed to borrow a piece of cheese from a salesman. I ate the whole piece in one bite. It was really good, but it had a funny taste. Uh oh. I just remembered that sick rats were near the cheese. " BLAK!!!!" I have just regurgitated all over the street. I started to get a godawful headache. I bet on my knees and started to fall down.
I ascended from a bed in a monastery and met a monk. The monk was dressed in tights and had
"What happened?" I asked immediately.
"You have lost consciousness for over three days." replied the monk.
"Is something wrong with me?" I asked curiously.
"It seems that you have the bubonic plague." reported the monk.
"Where's my bag?" I asked. "I have some medicine from the future to cure me in case this would happen!" I hollered.
"Someone took your bag. The knights caught him and threw him down a well." the monk told me.
"Where's my bag?" I questioned him.
There was a moment of silence. I could tell the monk had bad memory because he kept staring blankly at the ceiling of the monastery. His head was turning red. He was really trying to remember. I waited for a minute until he started to talk.
"We found the bag next to the well and found your medicine inside of the bag. You had about 50 containers and they each had about 1,000 transparent capsules. We gave some to people that had a sickness with no cure. You only have one capsule now." responded the monk."Will that help?" asked the monk.
"I hope so." I replied. The monk gave me the capsule and I swallowed it with some water. "All better!" I yelled out.
I ran out the monastery and went to get some food. I felt great. I was okay with the monks giving my medicine to sick people. I know I can't change the future, but I also knew that the plague was going to come back. I looked for my portal and headed back to the present day. I ate some really good food from a professional cater in one of the hotels I own. I was too lazy to go into my real mansion, so I just went inside a room at the very top. I went to sleep and waited for my next mission to be assigned.
Thursday, October 13, 2011
M1: Getting A Sense Of Europe
I am one of the newest members of the T.T.I. crew. I came in just in time, because T.T.I. is under new management. I have heard many stories of the old manager and believe most of them. I can't tell you what happened, because it's classified. My first mission is to use my senses around Medieval Europe. I guess I should get started with my real post now that I have told you a little bit about me. You can find out more about me by looking at the right of the screen.
When I stepped into the church full of singing people, I was starring at the painted window. I could see the bright sunlight blooming down on the colorful painting of Jesus. At that moment, I knew I had to see more of Europe. I looked at my holographic watch and noticed that there was an interminable amount of time to look at everything. I went to a really tall mountain and looked at the view. While I was looking at the view, my eye spotted something that I really wanted to see. I walked down and looked at the castle. It was white and made out of bricks. I used my x-ray vision and saw the king getting ready for an execution. The executor was sharpening his blade.
I sneaked inside of the castle and hid behind a giant funky bearded lady to catch a glimpse of the rest of the castle. I went to the dungeon to see the prisoners. I heard yelling, and then I heard foot steps coming from an alley and made a run for it. I didn't know where I was heading until I found myself under a really long table. I looked up and found myself under the table that the king was having breakfast. I could hear the king interrogating a peasant. I could smell the freshly cooked turkey legs. The smell of that delicious food reminded me that I hadn't eaten anything. I took a risk and reached for a turkey leg. I remembered that all my time was being wasted so I grabbed five turkey legs and put them in my pocket. I then ran out of the castle using my sneaky and fast abilities.
I ran and stopped near an abandoned farm. I pulled out the five turkey legs I stole from the castle and bit one. It tasted so stupendous. I gobbled the first turkey leg and viciously devoured the last four. I was almost stuffed. I went into a marketplace and found some fresh fruit. Again, I used my sneaky and fast ability to steal peaches, oranges, mangoes and a watermelon. After that, I went back to the abandoned farm and started to eat again. I used my ninja skills and sliced the oranges in half. I opened my mouth and squeezed the orange halves in my mouth. It tasted a little bitter and sour, so I used my ninja skills again and sliced the watermelon into twenty-eight pieces. I took one bite of the watermelon and it tasted worse than the oranges. It had a putrid taste in the beginning and a bizarre taste at the end. I opened the peaches in half and peeled the mangoes. I squeezed them and I got a light saccharine taste. That got the horrible taste of the oranges and watermelon out of my mouth.
I picked up the mango peels and they were yukky. I picked up the orange halves and they were viscous. I dug a hole to put my garbage, but the dirt hurt my fingers. There was no available garbage can, so I just left all of my garbage there to rot. I went back to the castle, where I saw three knights leave their helmets and swords. I picked up a helmet and put it on. It felt so cold and heavy. I took the helmet of and looked at it. It was so humdrum compared to the other helmets. When I dropped down the helmet, I saw the swords. They reminded me of my training. During my training, there was a test. This test was to be able to control three swords at the same time. Two swords were controlled with your hands, and one sword was controlled by your mind. I couldn't pass that test. It was to hard. The training campus was nothing like this. The training campus was a cold, dark, and barren place. Anyway, I picked up one sword and it was heavier than the swords I trained with. It was shorter and it was not as smooth or sharp. The only other difference was that it was pointier. I picked up another sword with my other hand. I tried controlling a third sword with my mind, but I let go of all the swords because they were so heavy. I heard the knights coming and ran away. I went back to the T.T.I. headquarters and waited for my next mission to be assigned to me.
When I stepped into the church full of singing people, I was starring at the painted window. I could see the bright sunlight blooming down on the colorful painting of Jesus. At that moment, I knew I had to see more of Europe. I looked at my holographic watch and noticed that there was an interminable amount of time to look at everything. I went to a really tall mountain and looked at the view. While I was looking at the view, my eye spotted something that I really wanted to see. I walked down and looked at the castle. It was white and made out of bricks. I used my x-ray vision and saw the king getting ready for an execution. The executor was sharpening his blade.
I sneaked inside of the castle and hid behind a giant funky bearded lady to catch a glimpse of the rest of the castle. I went to the dungeon to see the prisoners. I heard yelling, and then I heard foot steps coming from an alley and made a run for it. I didn't know where I was heading until I found myself under a really long table. I looked up and found myself under the table that the king was having breakfast. I could hear the king interrogating a peasant. I could smell the freshly cooked turkey legs. The smell of that delicious food reminded me that I hadn't eaten anything. I took a risk and reached for a turkey leg. I remembered that all my time was being wasted so I grabbed five turkey legs and put them in my pocket. I then ran out of the castle using my sneaky and fast abilities.
I ran and stopped near an abandoned farm. I pulled out the five turkey legs I stole from the castle and bit one. It tasted so stupendous. I gobbled the first turkey leg and viciously devoured the last four. I was almost stuffed. I went into a marketplace and found some fresh fruit. Again, I used my sneaky and fast ability to steal peaches, oranges, mangoes and a watermelon. After that, I went back to the abandoned farm and started to eat again. I used my ninja skills and sliced the oranges in half. I opened my mouth and squeezed the orange halves in my mouth. It tasted a little bitter and sour, so I used my ninja skills again and sliced the watermelon into twenty-eight pieces. I took one bite of the watermelon and it tasted worse than the oranges. It had a putrid taste in the beginning and a bizarre taste at the end. I opened the peaches in half and peeled the mangoes. I squeezed them and I got a light saccharine taste. That got the horrible taste of the oranges and watermelon out of my mouth.
I picked up the mango peels and they were yukky. I picked up the orange halves and they were viscous. I dug a hole to put my garbage, but the dirt hurt my fingers. There was no available garbage can, so I just left all of my garbage there to rot. I went back to the castle, where I saw three knights leave their helmets and swords. I picked up a helmet and put it on. It felt so cold and heavy. I took the helmet of and looked at it. It was so humdrum compared to the other helmets. When I dropped down the helmet, I saw the swords. They reminded me of my training. During my training, there was a test. This test was to be able to control three swords at the same time. Two swords were controlled with your hands, and one sword was controlled by your mind. I couldn't pass that test. It was to hard. The training campus was nothing like this. The training campus was a cold, dark, and barren place. Anyway, I picked up one sword and it was heavier than the swords I trained with. It was shorter and it was not as smooth or sharp. The only other difference was that it was pointier. I picked up another sword with my other hand. I tried controlling a third sword with my mind, but I let go of all the swords because they were so heavy. I heard the knights coming and ran away. I went back to the T.T.I. headquarters and waited for my next mission to be assigned to me.
Wednesday, October 5, 2011
Dark Mask:Cool or Not?
Dark Mask is a ninja. No one sees him when he’s a ninja. When there are really cool and awesome people, you want to be just like them. That’s what happens when famous or rich people are walking around. The question is, “ Is Dark Mask cool and awesome?”
Dark Mask is a billionaire. He has all of the newest and really old models of cars. Another thing Dark Mask owns is a soccer field. His soccer field is not barren, it’s full of freshly cut grass. He let’s professional teams and rookie teams play on it for free. Dark Mask is so rich that he owns ten mansions. Every Mansion takes up more than eight thousand feet in length and width. Each mansion has a theater, a pool, and a man cave. Spending millions of dollars to renovate an orphanage that was burned down from an earthquake, he is the most dedicated non-selfish person ever. Yes he is a billionaire, and he gets his money from his musical genius.
He is a musical genius, and he is famous. Dark Mask has won ten Grammies. Most of the people that hear his music say that his lyrics start to germinate inside their head. He has his own record company, which has signed in the best musicians in the world. Every time he has a concert, it will always be sold out. With his fifteenth album releasing soon, he has been called, “ The greatest musician alive.” Not only is he a musical genius, but he is also stylish.
Dark mask is the best at being stylish and cool. He has the most stylish Vans, Converse, Nike’s, and Adidas shoes. He also has the most stylish and coolest socks. Another thing he owns is cool clothes. He owns the coolest hoodies and shorts. Dark Mask owns a million snapbacks and cartoon character hats. Whenever he doesn’t want any of his clothes anymore, he gives it away to people who need clothes. This is because Dark Mask has an interminable amount of clothing and shoes. Dark Mask is stylish, and he is cool.
From being rich, to being a musical genius and stylish, This paper proves that Dark Mask is really cool and awesome. You have heard of him, but you will never see him unless he wants you to. He will be walking the streets dressed as a regular person. If he thinks you are suspicious, he will put on his ninja suit, and he will looking for you. When he finds you, he will have his eyes on you until you are proven or if he thinks you are innocent.
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