M1: Getting A Sense Of Europe

          I am one of the newest members of the T.T.I. crew. I came in just in time, because T.T.I. is under new management. I have heard many stories of the old manager and believe most of them. I can't tell you what happened, because it's classified. My first mission is to use my senses around Medieval Europe. I guess I should get started with my real post now that I have told you a little bit about me. You can find out more about me by looking at the right of the screen.
          When I stepped into the church full of singing people, I was starring at the painted window. I could see the bright sunlight blooming down on the colorful painting of Jesus. At that moment, I knew I had to see more of Europe. I looked at my holographic watch and noticed that there was an interminable amount of time to look at everything. I went to a really tall mountain and looked at the view. While I was looking at the view, my eye spotted something that I really wanted to see. I walked down and looked at the castle. It was white and made out of bricks. I used my x-ray vision and saw the king getting ready for an execution. The executor was sharpening his blade.
          I sneaked inside of the castle and hid behind a giant funky bearded lady to catch a glimpse of the rest of the castle. I went to the dungeon to see the prisoners. I heard yelling, and then I heard foot steps coming from an alley and made a run for it. I didn't know where I was heading until I found myself under a really long table. I looked up and found myself under the table that the king was having breakfast. I could hear the king interrogating a peasant. I could smell the freshly cooked turkey legs. The smell of that delicious food reminded me that I hadn't eaten anything. I took a risk and reached for a turkey leg. I remembered that all my time was being wasted so I grabbed five turkey legs and put them in my pocket. I then ran out of the castle using my sneaky and fast abilities.
          I ran and stopped near an abandoned  farm. I pulled out the five turkey legs I stole from the castle and bit one. It tasted so stupendous. I gobbled the first turkey leg and viciously devoured the last four. I was almost stuffed. I went into a marketplace and found some fresh fruit. Again, I used my sneaky and fast ability to steal peaches, oranges, mangoes and a watermelon. After that, I went back to the abandoned farm and started to eat again. I used my ninja skills and sliced the oranges in half. I opened my mouth and squeezed the orange halves in my mouth. It tasted a little bitter and sour, so I used my ninja skills again and sliced the watermelon into twenty-eight pieces. I took one bite of the watermelon and it tasted worse than the oranges. It had a putrid taste in the beginning and a bizarre taste at the end. I opened the peaches in half and peeled the mangoes. I squeezed them and I got a light saccharine taste. That got the horrible taste of the oranges and watermelon out of my mouth.
          I picked up the mango peels and they were yukky. I picked up the orange halves and they were viscous. I dug a hole to put my garbage, but the dirt hurt my fingers. There was no available garbage can, so I just left all of my garbage there to rot. I went back to the castle, where I saw three knights leave their helmets and swords. I picked up a helmet and put it on. It felt so cold and heavy. I took the helmet of and looked at it.  It was so humdrum compared to the other helmets. When I dropped down the helmet, I saw the swords. They reminded me of my training. During my training, there was a test. This test was to be able to control three swords at the same time. Two swords were controlled with your hands, and one sword was controlled by your mind. I couldn't pass that test. It was to hard. The training campus was nothing like this. The training campus was a cold, dark, and barren place. Anyway, I picked up one sword and it was heavier than the swords I trained with. It was shorter and it was not as smooth or sharp. The only other difference was that it was pointier. I picked up another sword with my other hand. I tried controlling a third sword with my mind, but I let go of all the swords because they were so heavy. I heard the knights coming and ran away. I went back to the T.T.I. headquarters and waited for my next mission to be assigned to me.