M3: Eggs Benedict

          I woke super early in the morning. I was so exhausted. I was yawning because I had one hour of sleep. Signor Volpe woke me up. He wants me to go to my last mission in Medieval Europe. I put on my ninja suit and took off, but before I did, I remembered something. I remembered that I had the plague. I didn't want to risk getting sick again so I decided to eat breakfast at home. I had some Eggs Benedict. It was scrumptious. I got in my portal and left.
          "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" You're probably wondering whose screaming right now. Well-that's me. I fell down 100 feet and landed on a wagon full of hay. It hurt so much. Any way, I went into a monastery and saw St. Benedict. He looked like he was a very unique person until I saw him yelling at monks. One of the monks saw me and asked me if I was a monk. I didn't want to blow my cover so I said that I was a monk. He pushed me in front of St. Benedict. St. Benedict saw me and ordered me to hold a candle while he ate. Every once in a while he looked at me and opened his mouth so I could see all of his chewed food.
          That was enough for me to want to kill him. I was walking out of the monastery until I saw a room full of monks. They were talking about killing St. Benedict.
"Excuse me, but are you planning to kill Benedict." I asked politely since I was in a monastery.
"YES!" Yelled out all of the monks.
"Good because I have a plan." I declared. I started to give an oration about my plan. "First off, we need some poison. Second, we need him to drink the poison." I finished.
"Who would be dumb enough to drink poison?" yelped a monk.
"No one. That's why we will need to pour it into his drink." I added.
"Okay." said the monk.
"Good. Lets do this tomorrow." I said. I headed out of the room and went to sleep. The next morning we started our plan. It was late at night and as usual, Benedict made a monk hold a candle while he ate. Benedict asked for a glass of wine. The monk went into the kitchen and poured the poison into the cup along with the wine. I brought back to Benedict, but as soon as he was about to take a sip, the cup fell down and broke.
          "It didn't work!" I yelled. We were inside the room having another meeting."Let's try it again tomorrow." I said.
"We can't. We don't have anymore poison." declared a monk.
"There has to be another way! I can't let you guys live like this anymore!" I yelled loudly. "Wait a minute. I just remembered something." I announced.
"What is it?" asked a monk.
"I'm a ninja. I could do so many things without having people know." I answered.
"What exactly is a ninja?" asked a different monk.
"A ninja is a special person. Some have powers like me. And Some can do things that nobody sees. Also me. Ninjas are like humans with powers. They can do anything. I will sneak up to Benedict and slice his head off." I replied.
"Sounds good to me." said a monk.
"Good." I finished the conversation.
          I used my sneaky abilities and managed to stay on the ceiling of the monastery. I found Benedict writing a manuscript and crept up behind him. I pulled out my sword and sliced his head off. I then got out of the monastery and ran as fast as I could. I didn't look where I was going and hit my head on a brick wall. I kept hearing a droning sound in my head. I ignored the pain, jumped up, and entered my portal. I went into my real mansion and got into bed. After two days without a lot of rest, you get really exhausted. I slept until I got my next mission assigned to me.