M3: Eggs Benedict

          I woke super early in the morning. I was so exhausted. I was yawning because I had one hour of sleep. Signor Volpe woke me up. He wants me to go to my last mission in Medieval Europe. I put on my ninja suit and took off, but before I did, I remembered something. I remembered that I had the plague. I didn't want to risk getting sick again so I decided to eat breakfast at home. I had some Eggs Benedict. It was scrumptious. I got in my portal and left.
          "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" You're probably wondering whose screaming right now. Well-that's me. I fell down 100 feet and landed on a wagon full of hay. It hurt so much. Any way, I went into a monastery and saw St. Benedict. He looked like he was a very unique person until I saw him yelling at monks. One of the monks saw me and asked me if I was a monk. I didn't want to blow my cover so I said that I was a monk. He pushed me in front of St. Benedict. St. Benedict saw me and ordered me to hold a candle while he ate. Every once in a while he looked at me and opened his mouth so I could see all of his chewed food.
          That was enough for me to want to kill him. I was walking out of the monastery until I saw a room full of monks. They were talking about killing St. Benedict.
"Excuse me, but are you planning to kill Benedict." I asked politely since I was in a monastery.
"YES!" Yelled out all of the monks.
"Good because I have a plan." I declared. I started to give an oration about my plan. "First off, we need some poison. Second, we need him to drink the poison." I finished.
"Who would be dumb enough to drink poison?" yelped a monk.
"No one. That's why we will need to pour it into his drink." I added.
"Okay." said the monk.
"Good. Lets do this tomorrow." I said. I headed out of the room and went to sleep. The next morning we started our plan. It was late at night and as usual, Benedict made a monk hold a candle while he ate. Benedict asked for a glass of wine. The monk went into the kitchen and poured the poison into the cup along with the wine. I brought back to Benedict, but as soon as he was about to take a sip, the cup fell down and broke.
          "It didn't work!" I yelled. We were inside the room having another meeting."Let's try it again tomorrow." I said.
"We can't. We don't have anymore poison." declared a monk.
"There has to be another way! I can't let you guys live like this anymore!" I yelled loudly. "Wait a minute. I just remembered something." I announced.
"What is it?" asked a monk.
"I'm a ninja. I could do so many things without having people know." I answered.
"What exactly is a ninja?" asked a different monk.
"A ninja is a special person. Some have powers like me. And Some can do things that nobody sees. Also me. Ninjas are like humans with powers. They can do anything. I will sneak up to Benedict and slice his head off." I replied.
"Sounds good to me." said a monk.
"Good." I finished the conversation.
          I used my sneaky abilities and managed to stay on the ceiling of the monastery. I found Benedict writing a manuscript and crept up behind him. I pulled out my sword and sliced his head off. I then got out of the monastery and ran as fast as I could. I didn't look where I was going and hit my head on a brick wall. I kept hearing a droning sound in my head. I ignored the pain, jumped up, and entered my portal. I went into my real mansion and got into bed. After two days without a lot of rest, you get really exhausted. I slept until I got my next mission assigned to me.

M2: BUBONIC PAIN

          I woke up one morning in my super deluxe ultra master bedroom and noticed something strange. There was a note from Signor Volpe. It said that he wanted me to go back to Europe and investigate the hazard of Bubonic Plague. I took off my Sesame Street pajamas and put on my ninja suit. I packed some medicine in my bag just in case I catched the Bubonic Plague while I was investigating. I then headed towards my invisible time traveling portal and took off.
          THUMP!! I landed really hard on the top of the kings castle. I could see people lying on the ground. Dead. Each body was thrown into a pile of other dead bodies. More and more people were added to the pile every ten to thirty minutes. I jumped off the roof of the castle and used my lightning fast speed to borrow a piece of cheese from a salesman. I ate the whole piece in one bite. It was really good, but it had a funny taste. Uh oh. I just remembered that sick rats were near the cheese. " BLAK!!!!" I have just regurgitated all over the street. I started to get a godawful headache. I bet on my knees and started to fall down.
          I ascended from a bed in a monastery and met a monk. The monk was dressed in tights and had
"What happened?" I asked immediately.
"You have lost consciousness for over three days." replied the monk.
"Is something wrong with me?" I asked curiously.
"It seems that you have the bubonic plague." reported the monk.
"Where's my bag?" I asked. "I have some medicine from the future to cure me in case this would happen!" I hollered.
"Someone took your bag. The knights caught him and threw him down a well." the monk told me.
"Where's my bag?" I questioned him.
          There was a moment of silence. I could tell the monk had bad memory because he kept staring blankly at the ceiling of the monastery. His head was turning red. He was really trying to remember. I waited for a minute until he started to talk.
"We found the bag next to the well and found your medicine inside of the bag. You had about 50 containers and they each had about 1,000 transparent capsules. We gave some to people that had a sickness with no cure. You only have one capsule now." responded the monk."Will that help?" asked the monk.
"I hope so." I replied. The monk gave me the capsule and I swallowed it with some water. "All better!" I yelled out.
          I ran out the monastery and went to get some food. I felt great. I was okay with the monks giving my medicine to sick people. I know I can't change the future, but I also knew that the plague was going to come back. I looked for my portal and headed back to the present day. I ate some really good food from a professional cater in one of the hotels I own. I was too lazy to go into my real mansion, so I just went inside a room at the very top. I went to sleep and waited for my next mission to be assigned.
         

M1: Getting A Sense Of Europe

          I am one of the newest members of the T.T.I. crew. I came in just in time, because T.T.I. is under new management. I have heard many stories of the old manager and believe most of them. I can't tell you what happened, because it's classified. My first mission is to use my senses around Medieval Europe. I guess I should get started with my real post now that I have told you a little bit about me. You can find out more about me by looking at the right of the screen.
          When I stepped into the church full of singing people, I was starring at the painted window. I could see the bright sunlight blooming down on the colorful painting of Jesus. At that moment, I knew I had to see more of Europe. I looked at my holographic watch and noticed that there was an interminable amount of time to look at everything. I went to a really tall mountain and looked at the view. While I was looking at the view, my eye spotted something that I really wanted to see. I walked down and looked at the castle. It was white and made out of bricks. I used my x-ray vision and saw the king getting ready for an execution. The executor was sharpening his blade.
          I sneaked inside of the castle and hid behind a giant funky bearded lady to catch a glimpse of the rest of the castle. I went to the dungeon to see the prisoners. I heard yelling, and then I heard foot steps coming from an alley and made a run for it. I didn't know where I was heading until I found myself under a really long table. I looked up and found myself under the table that the king was having breakfast. I could hear the king interrogating a peasant. I could smell the freshly cooked turkey legs. The smell of that delicious food reminded me that I hadn't eaten anything. I took a risk and reached for a turkey leg. I remembered that all my time was being wasted so I grabbed five turkey legs and put them in my pocket. I then ran out of the castle using my sneaky and fast abilities.
          I ran and stopped near an abandoned  farm. I pulled out the five turkey legs I stole from the castle and bit one. It tasted so stupendous. I gobbled the first turkey leg and viciously devoured the last four. I was almost stuffed. I went into a marketplace and found some fresh fruit. Again, I used my sneaky and fast ability to steal peaches, oranges, mangoes and a watermelon. After that, I went back to the abandoned farm and started to eat again. I used my ninja skills and sliced the oranges in half. I opened my mouth and squeezed the orange halves in my mouth. It tasted a little bitter and sour, so I used my ninja skills again and sliced the watermelon into twenty-eight pieces. I took one bite of the watermelon and it tasted worse than the oranges. It had a putrid taste in the beginning and a bizarre taste at the end. I opened the peaches in half and peeled the mangoes. I squeezed them and I got a light saccharine taste. That got the horrible taste of the oranges and watermelon out of my mouth.
          I picked up the mango peels and they were yukky. I picked up the orange halves and they were viscous. I dug a hole to put my garbage, but the dirt hurt my fingers. There was no available garbage can, so I just left all of my garbage there to rot. I went back to the castle, where I saw three knights leave their helmets and swords. I picked up a helmet and put it on. It felt so cold and heavy. I took the helmet of and looked at it.  It was so humdrum compared to the other helmets. When I dropped down the helmet, I saw the swords. They reminded me of my training. During my training, there was a test. This test was to be able to control three swords at the same time. Two swords were controlled with your hands, and one sword was controlled by your mind. I couldn't pass that test. It was to hard. The training campus was nothing like this. The training campus was a cold, dark, and barren place. Anyway, I picked up one sword and it was heavier than the swords I trained with. It was shorter and it was not as smooth or sharp. The only other difference was that it was pointier. I picked up another sword with my other hand. I tried controlling a third sword with my mind, but I let go of all the swords because they were so heavy. I heard the knights coming and ran away. I went back to the T.T.I. headquarters and waited for my next mission to be assigned to me.

Dark Mask:Cool or Not?

Dark Mask is a ninja. No one sees him when he’s a ninja. When there are really cool and awesome people, you want to be just like them.  That’s what happens when famous or rich people are walking around. The question is, “ Is Dark Mask cool and awesome?”

          Dark Mask is a billionaire. He has all of the newest and really old models of cars. Another thing Dark Mask owns is a soccer field. His soccer field is not barren, it’s full of freshly cut grass. He let’s professional teams and rookie teams play on it for free. Dark Mask is so rich that he owns ten mansions. Every Mansion takes up more than eight thousand  feet in length and width. Each mansion has a theater, a pool, and a man cave. Spending millions of dollars to renovate an orphanage that was burned down from an earthquake, he is the most dedicated non-selfish person ever. Yes he is a billionaire, and he gets his money from his musical genius.

He is a musical genius, and he is famous. Dark Mask has won ten Grammies. Most of the people that hear his music say that his lyrics start to germinate inside their head. He has his own record company, which has signed in the best musicians in the world. Every time he has a concert, it will always be sold out. With his fifteenth album releasing soon, he has been called, “ The greatest musician alive.” Not only is he a musical genius, but he is also stylish.

Dark mask is the best at being stylish and cool. He has the most stylish Vans, Converse, Nike’s, and Adidas shoes. He also has the most stylish and coolest socks. Another thing he owns is cool clothes. He owns the coolest hoodies and shorts. Dark Mask owns a million snapbacks and cartoon character hats. Whenever he doesn’t want any of his clothes anymore, he gives it away to people who need clothes. This is because Dark Mask has an interminable amount of clothing and shoes. Dark Mask is stylish, and he is cool.  

From being rich, to being a musical genius and stylish, This paper proves that Dark Mask is really cool and awesome. You have heard of him, but you will never see him unless he wants you to. He will be walking the streets dressed as a regular person. If he thinks you are suspicious, he will put on his ninja suit, and he will looking for you. When he finds you, he will have his eyes on you until you are proven or if he thinks you are innocent.

M14: Discovering The Mystery Of Mohenjodaro WC

I have now received a holographic video of the head of the T.T.I.  I have to travel back to 1900 B.C.E.  I am still in India, but I'm in a different part of India. I am supposed to find out the mystery of Mohenjodaro. The mystery of Mohenjodaro can't be proven. I will need to make a theory of how they disappeared, but first I need to visit the Great Bath. It's a good I'm in the year there was still water in there. The sun is so hot that I felt like I'm about to die. I've searched everywhere and I still can't see the Great Bath. Then I look ahead and I see sparkles. I walk closer and see water. I dive in and the water is cold. I feel so refreshed. I swam around in the water and I saw a big piece of hair stuck in the drain. I reached in, the hair was hard, it was like dry licorice. I pulled it out and then it turned to stone. When I looked at my arm, I saw a red mark that was frozen. I quickly went to my backpack and took out a medicine that cures everything. When I poured some on the red mark, the red mark turned into a scar. The scar was shaped like a snake with the skull of a lion. When I looked at the scar, it started to move. I went back in the bath and looked at the sky. I saw people, who were wearing long sleeves, go into the bath. They were performing a sacred ritual. Everyone was forming a circle around and inside and inside the bath. They were all dancing and singing. Minutes later, everyone was covered in blood. Just then, there were snakes surrounding the bath. Lions then came out of nowhere and starting eating all of the civilians. When the vicious attack was over, the snake came out of the water and started licking all of the left over blood. I woke up form my pretty disturbing loll and got out of the water. I have just found out what had happened in Mohenjodaro. I am going to the Ganges River to go enjoy the cold calm waters. I will wait there until I receive news for my next travel.

M13: The Indian Subcontinent

Finally. I'm back. It's been a long time since my last time travel. I have left Rome and have landed on my new selected place, Ancient India. Today I will go to the Himalayan mountains. The only reason I want to go there is because I want to slide down the Brahmaputra River. I am now in the Hindu Kush mountains. The weather up here is so cold. I have been provided with warm clothing for the cold weather. It's snowing about ten feet of snow. It's so hard to walk on this deep snow. My first stop is the Himalaya mountains. The Himalaya mountains is the tallest mountain range in the world. It starts three big rivers. The names of the rivers are Ganges, Indus, and the Brahmaputra river. The first thing I have to do is climb the Himalaya mountains. It's a good thing I can control the elements. I reached my hands out and made my hands touch. I then separated my hands slowly. As I separated my hands, the snow moved away leaving a huge gap of rocks. I closed my hands and made a fist. Then the rocks broke. I have made a tunnel leading to the top of the mountain. I went in the tunnel and started running. I made it to the top and looked for the Brahmaputra river. I finally found it. I was instantaneous on finding the river. I then got on a canoe and went to the bottom of river. It was so fast that I couldn't see anything still. I rowed southeast and stopped at the Bay of Bengal. I waited there for the T.T.I. to tell me where my next destination was.

M12: Fighting After Dying WC

      Today I will go to the Circus Maximus. I will be competing in a gladiator duel. My pet monkey Jack will be going too. The Circus Maximus is a big stadium in Rome. In a gladiator duel, the gladiators fight to the death. I won't have to worry about dying or killing people, because the T.T.I. has given me ten revive potions. Gladiator duels were a form of entertainment for the Romans. I took two antidotes just in case I was poisoned. There are many other things that the Romans use for entertainment. I just thought that being in a gladiator duel would be pretty fun. The only problem is that I have to use the revive potion before I'm out cold.
I don't like the rich Romans a lot. They're really cocky and they only care about themselves. They're so rich that they can buy their own house made from pure gold. There aren't many rich people these days.
Well, here I am. The Circus Maximus. The biggest stadium in Rome. Here I will fight in a duel. This duel is so brutal that the only way to win, is to kill your opponent. This duel is so horrifying, that even if you win, you still die. This duel is called a Gladiator Duel. I still don't know why the Romans in Ancient times would want to watch people kill each other for entertainment. I will be in the last Gladiator duel. This will give me some time to watch the techniques people use when fighting.
"Lets get that guy that's standing right next to the entrance." yelled a big guy to a couple of men.
"He's scrawny. It won't be fun with him. Lets find someone stronger." replied the man to his right.
"No, we must do what our master has asked us to do. We must kill anyone we see. Now smack his head with this hammer." argued the man. His two partners charged at me swinging their hammers. One of them swung and the hammer slipped from his hands. The hammer was spinning so fast, that all you could see was the big metal head. As I was concentrating on the man with the hammer on his hands, I forgot about the hammer that was in the air. ten seconds later, I was hit by the hammer. The hammer hit my head so hard, that I decided to take the revive after the hammer hit me. I was lying down for fifteen minutes. When I got up, the three men were gone.
It's now time for my fight. I wonder who I'm fighting. I walk into the stadium and wait for my opponent to come. I then see a familiar shadow figure. I wait ti see if it's who I think it is. The shadow then comes out and guess who it was. It was the leader of the group that killed me. I got ready and started sprinting towards him. I punched him in the face so hard, that he flew to the other end of the stadium. He got up and took a bottle of poison from his inside pocket. He ran towards me and put me in a headlock. He then made me drink the poison. After that, I took the antidote out of my pocket and drank it.
"They're cheating!!" yelled out a man from the audience.
 Now it's time to get serious. I ran at him, and I punched him in the face. The punch that I gave him was full of pure invisible energy. That energy, can make any bad or evil thing good. The punch knocked him out. I made it look like he died. He should wake up in an hour or so. I saw the guards running towards me. I knew this meant that they were going to kill me. I got ready and left to my next destination.